Did you get a chance to watch the Grammys? Well I missed it, but I caught the Amy Winehouse performance on The View and it was just like her many other performances, uncoordinated and full of drunken slurs. Amy is one of the most talented singers I have ever heard with a unique style of lyric, but what in the ---- does she think about on stage? She may be thinking about how she’s going to keep that humongous throwback 60s hairpiece on that seems to always slide down her head whenever she moves.
Who is her stylist?
Some old woman from Jersey, who can inhale a carton of New Ports in an hour, gargles with cheap whiskey every morning, and can only see out of one of her overly packed eye-shadowed eyes.
Ok, all jokes aside. Miss Winehouse needs a stylist. After she attains one of those she should make her way to a choreographer who can direct her to a PR consultant. If she does have one or all of the three, then why am I stuck working at Little Italy Restaurant & Lounge located at 111-17 South Magnolia Drive in Tallahassee, Florida 32301?
How easy their jobs must be.